I saw this hot guy who works for the mechanics for tires and such at work. He was on his break and he came to my table. He smiled, and said in his wonderfully deep seductive voice:
“Hi. I’m gonna steal your food.”
And I could see his muscular arm reach over,
sweet jesus please steal more than my food
steal my virginity omg
SO ATTRACTIVE
(Source: woman-taken-by-the-wind)
(Source: fashiongllamorous)
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(Source: epic4chan)
(Source: theenchantedcove)
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
Cnidarian
lol things I learned in bio.
